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So be sure you’re comfortable with me seeing what you’re sending.
One more thing, she does not take her phone to bed with her.
Courtesy of my dad…via his i Pad…you gotta love technology!
RULE ONE: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you better be delivering a package because you’re sure not picking anything up. You may glare at her adoringly, so long as you do not peer at anything below the neck.
I will ask you a lot of questions and make sure you know that I know how special my daughter is.
When you get to know our daughter, you’ll get to know us too.
But listservs were clumsy devices, with slow response times and undependable circulation.
RULE FIVE: Current thinking is that in order for you and me to get to know each other, we should talk politics, sports, and other issues. Your ignorance and stupidity will only serve to anger me.
The only information I require of you is when you will have my daughter home.
Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are idiots.
If you show up at my home with your pants falling down I will be forced to ensure that they do not come off during the course of your date with my daughter by taking my electric staple gun and fastening the pants directly to your waist.
This is fine with me as long as it’s okay with my daughter.